All the completed January deals can be found here.

14.01: One move that is happening is Branislav Ivanovic’s move to Russia. As this picture proves. We’ll miss that rump.

14.00: Ashley Young isn’t leaving, folks.

13.56: Lovely stuff…

13.54: Update to 13.47 entry: Ranocchia was only on loan. For f**ks sake.

13.52: The Championship really is the new Premier League on Deadline Day.

13.47: Deadline day is 13 hours and 47 minutes old, and the only permanent arrival in the Premier League is Ranocchia at Hull. Wooooo!

13.45: Chongchun Yatai is to be Ighalo’s new club, by the way.

13.42: The ever-reliable John Percy reports that Sunderland’s offer for Leonardo Ulloa will be rejected, and that might be dead in the water. In Leicester’s defence, why would they sell a striker to a relegation rival who need a striker?

13.41: Weird rumour of the day:

13.39: It looks like one of Liverpool’s kids could be leaving the club on a permanent deal, with Jordan Williams in talks with Charlton and MK Dons.

13.36: It does look like Odion Ighalo is going to move to China after all, despite hardly making positive noises about it. Looks like Watford will get their £25m, and laugh all the way to whichever high street bank they use.

13.34: Premier League news now, with Jordan Mutch having a medical at Reading ahead of a move from Crystal Palace. Guess that would be loan too.

13.32: Nottingham Forest have announced the loan signing of Joao Teixeira from Benfica. He had been on loan at Wolves until that deal was cut short to allow this one to happen. Deals. Are. Happening. Ish.

13.28: Former Premier League club set to sign ex-Man United star from European giant!

Ravel Morrison is joining QPR on loan from Lazio. Are we doing this right?

13.25: Adlene Guedioura will choose between Hull and Middlesbrough, and that’s an analogy for this whole window.

13.16: Steven Caulker is reportedly close to a move to Lokomotiv Moscow, and that’s just swell.

13.12: Another Newcastle issue to be sorted, and probably the biggest transfer of the day in the Premier League, is Andros Townsend’s potential arrivals from Crystal Palace. That’s been on and off throughout the window.

13.05: That’s Rafa Benitez talking up Cheick Tiote’s move to China. We’d all forgotten he was still there.

13.03: There had been talk that Ashley Fletcher might be leaving West Ham on loan to go to Leeds United, but Slaven Bilic says that the striker won’t be leaving the club. Shammy, Leeds.

13.01: Mamadou Sakho’s move depends on Crystal Palace agreeing to pay a £20m fee and wages of more than £100,000. Which is a bit mental.

13.00: Another Premier League loan departure. Leicester City’s Callum Elder has been recalled from his loan spell at Brentford and gone straight out to Barnsley.

12.55: Bury midfielder Tom Soares has joined Wimbledon. Remember when he was going to be a star?

12.50: Demba Ba has joined Besiktas. Demba Ba has a lovely smile. Both of those things are facts.

12.49: Fun fact – Angelino had already moved on loan during this window, but that deal was immediately cut short when Girona didn’t pick him.

12.47: A move! A really low-key loan move!

12.44: Not saying it’s gone quiet, but Rio Ferdinand has done a banter about joining Crystal Palace and I just watched it.

12.34: One saga that might run all day is Leonardo Ulloa’s potential move to Sunderland. Sky Sports are saying that Sunderland have made a final bid of £7.5m, but that Leicester have said all along that they won’t sell to a Premier League rival.

12.32: BREAKING –

12.27: Some European news now, with confirmation that Jese Rodriguez has joined Las Palmas on loan from Paris St Germain. It really did work out badly for him in France, but that’s still a massive coup for Las Palmas. Having ten months of warm weather helps…

12.24: One deal that really does look likely at some point is Mamadou Sakho joining Crystal Palace. He has apparently been spotted in London ahead of a deal. Go him.

12.15: We have news for Aston Villa. Well, Kaveh Solhekol has news.

That means Aston Villa now have three £10m-plus strikers until Ross McCormack leaves?

12.08: Good news, Hull fans. Your owners might want to sell every other player, but Marco Silva says that Andrew Robertson is going nowhere. £10m always sounded a bit cheap for a highly-rated full-back.

12.06: Change in the hotseat, but no change in the piping hot transfer news and banter. Or something.

11:58: Now this is an excellent snippet on the collapse of Carl Jenkinson’s move to Crystal Palace.

You obviously pay extra for a Premier League title winner…

11:53: We have had talk of Moussa Dembele or Andrea Belotti to Chelsea today but it feels increasingly like that that’s all fluff and nonsense and the only Blues business today will be outgoing.

11:45: Now this we would like to see…

To answer your questions: 30 and Valencia.

11:43: This is how exciting things have been so far…

11:31: What’s happening with Odion Ighalo? There have been reports that the Nigerian is reluctant to go to China and has instead been hoping for a Premier League loan (Crystal Palace?) but then this…

11:25: It’s all happening now. No sooner have Hull signed an Inter defender on loan than Watford’s Juan-Carlos Paredes is having a medical with Olympiakos.

11:22: DONE DEAL. BY A PREMIER LEAGUE CLUB. Hull have signed Andrea Ranocchia on loan from Inter Milan. You may remember that he arrived earlier IN A TAXI.

11:11: So the biggest deal of the day might come in the Championship. Which is scary.

11:06: This is astonishing.

When the f*** did Marc Wilson join Bournemouth?

10:58: The Telegraph have got an actual reporter with contacts at Chelsea, but don’t let that get in the way of those delicious clicks…

So it seems that Andrea Belotti stuff was exciting but very shortlived nonsense.

10:56: It looks very much like Mamadou Sakho will choose Crystal Palace over Southampton…

10:50: According to reports in the north east, Andros Townsend is ‘eager’ to re-join Newcastle on loan and is now just waiting for the two clubs to agree a loan fee. It really has gone badly.

10:45: One likely deal we haven’t mentioned yet today is a swap deal which would see Neil Taylor move to Aston Villa and Jordan Ayew move to Swansea. Sensible from Swansea but where’s the centre-half they desperately need?

10:42: There’s bugger all likely to happen in Manchester today so just ignore nonsense links with Seamus Coleman and Yannick Carrasco.

10:38: Maybe that Andrea Belotti stuff was nonsense…

10:34: Little else has been said of Chelsea’s reported pursuit of Andrea Belotti but plenty has been said and written about Schalke turning down a bid from The Blues for full-back Sead Kolasinac. Chelsea are said to be very annoyed that Schalke have seemingly u-turned.

10:32: So where is Emmanuel Adebayor? Well, he is in Turkey and he is really very orange…

10:28: So what about West Ham? Are they signing anybody? Well, not a right-back anyway…

10:25: The Liverpool Echo claim that the club may have to relent and allow Mamadou Sakho to leave the club on loan as neither Southampton nor Crystal Palace are willing to pay £20m. They would instead take him on loan and pay all his wages.

10:14: DONE DEAL

10:13: Poor Ashley Young. It looks very much like he will be staying at Manchester United for Europa League duty.

10:10: There has been much talk of Moussa Dembele or Andrea Belotti for Chelsea but Inter Milan winger Jonathan Biabany has also been strongly linked. That would be a loan.

10:08: We are expecting Andros Townsend to leave Crystal Palace for Newcastle on loan today. Where did it all go wrong? Check out our ten worst transfer deals of this Premier League season.

10:05: We have already heard that Udinese defender Molla Wague is at Leicester for a medical, but will he be joined by Gaston Ramirez? Aitor Karanka has said he is 100% sure that the Uruguayan is staying put.

10:03: The claim from Squawka is that Chelsea will bid £25m for Celtic striker Moussa Dembele. That really does not sound enough.

09:59: Two hours into our live transfer blog and Marvin Emnes has joined Blackburn on loan and Carlos de Pena has left Middlesbrough for Real Oviedo on loan. #buzzing

09:57: We keep reading that Seamus Coleman has distanced himself from Manchester United rumours. All of them? This has been a lazy link since time began.

09:52: Crystal Palace could be the biggest spenders of the transfer window. Talks are ongoing with Liverpool and Mamadou Sakho, while Olympiacos midfielder Luka Milivojevic could be incoming…

09:41: Oh here we go. Sky Italia are reporting that Chelsea director Michael Emanalo is in Italy to seal a deal for Torino striker Andrea Belotti. He has scored 13 goals in 17 Serie A games this season. And he would probably – bizarrely – be cheaper than Moussa Dembele.

09:37: The MailOnline claim that Hull are also interested in former Sunderland midfielder Yann M’Vila, now of Rubin Kazan.

09:33: Sky Sports News man Tim Thornton is a true Yorkshireman; he sounds astonished that Andrea Ranocchia has turned up at Hull’s training ground IN A TAXI. Presumably he should have got the bus.

09:27: In striker move news today, Glenn Murray will join Brighton for £3m, Scott Hogan will join Aston Villa for £13m. Though there are questions over whether Hogan will want to join another Championship club when he has been dreaming of West Ham.

09:21: Struggling to believe the Molla Wague news?

09:18: The biggest money move away from the Premier Legaue today is likely to be Odion Ighalo for about £20m. It never lets us down, does it?

09:14: The biggest money move into the Premier League today is likely to be Manolo Gabbiadini to Southampton for an initial £14m. It’s that thrilling, folks.

09:13: West Brom have already dismissed as nonsense the earlier claims that a Chinese Super League club has offered silly money for Salomon Rondon. Debunked by 09.13. Nice.

09:12: So what’s happening in the north east?

09:07: “It never lets us down, does it?” says the Sky Sports man as he relays news of a loan move to Leicester for Udinese and Mali defender Molla Wagué. It id difficult to contain ourselves.

09:05: Another likely loan is West Ham’s Reece Oxford to Reading.

09:04: Remember when Tim Krul was being linked with Arsenal? He is now having a medical with Watford. The poor bugger.

09:01: Celtic would ‘not consider’ a bid of less than £40m for Moussa Dembele. There is about a 0.05% chance of this happening.

08:57: We love Sky Sports News going around the grounds only to be told that no, nothing will be happening at Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Arsenal, Tottenham…in fact, the only money spent in this transfer window by a top-six side has been the £40,000 that the Gunners have spent on a non-league left-back.

08:39: Oooh, Sky Sports News are claiming that a Chinese Super League club have bid £57.5m for West Brom striker Salomon Rondon, who would earn £300,000 a week. Frankly, that’s all a bit mental.

08:26: So who could be busy today? Well, Hull are expected to make anywhere between one and five signings. A fee was agreed yesterday with Watford for Adlene Guedioura, while Inter Milan’s Andrea Ranocchia on loan.

08:21: One player unlikely to sign for Crystal Palace or West Ham today is Brentford’s Scott Hogan. Where is he going? Well…

08:17: Mamadou Sakho reportedly wants ‘a few hours of reflection’ before he decides to join Crystal Palace, otherwise known as ‘a few hours of hoping that somebody not in a relegation battle comes in for him’.

08: 15: DONE DEALIO: Marvin Emnes has rejoined Blackburn on loan from Swansea.

08:10: The big potential transfer that is a) never going to happen but b) will sustain us all day, is the notion that Chelsea could bid £30m for Celtic striker Moussa Dembele. All arrows point to Chelsea deciding to wait until the summer, with Celtic indicating that it would take a mammoth bid in the region of £40m to persuade them to sell.

The only transfer likely to happen today between Celtic and Chelsea involves Craig Gordon, with Asmir Begovic set for a switch to Bournemouth.

08:00: “If you’re wondering where Emmanuel Adebayor is…” were the first words I heard on Sky Sports News this morning. Well, I wasn’t. Welcome to transfer deadline day.