All the completed January deals can be found here.

11:58: Now this is an excellent snippet on the collapse of Carl Jenkinson’s move to Crystal Palace.

You obviously pay extra for a Premier League title winner…

11:53: We have had talk of Moussa Dembele or Andrea Belotti to Chelsea today but it feels increasingly like that that’s all fluff and nonsense and the only Blues business today will be outgoing.

11:45: Now this we would like to see…

To answer your questions: 30 and Valencia.

11:43: This is how exciting things have been so far…

11:31: What’s happening with Odion Ighalo? There have been reports that the Nigerian is reluctant to go to China and has instead been hoping for a Premier League loan (Crystal Palace?) but then this…

11:25: It’s all happening now. No sooner have Hull signed an Inter defender on loan than Watford’s Juan-Carlos Paredes is having a medical with Olympiakos.

11:22: DONE DEAL. BY A PREMIER LEAGUE CLUB. Hull have signed Andrea Ranocchia on loan from Inter Milan. You may remember that he arrived earlier IN A TAXI.

11:11: So the biggest deal of the day might come in the Championship. Which is scary.

11:06: This is astonishing.

When the f*** did Marc Wilson join Bournemouth?

10:58: The Telegraph have got an actual reporter with contacts at Chelsea, but don’t let that get in the way of those delicious clicks…

So it seems that Andrea Belotti stuff was exciting but very shortlived nonsense.

10:56: It looks very much like Mamadou Sakho will choose Crystal Palace over Southampton…

10:50: According to reports in the north east, Andros Townsend is ‘eager’ to re-join Newcastle on loan and is now just waiting for the two clubs to agree a loan fee. It really has gone badly.

10:45: One likely deal we haven’t mentioned yet today is a swap deal which would see Neil Taylor move to Aston Villa and Jordan Ayew move to Swansea. Sensible from Swansea but where’s the centre-half they desperately need?

10:42: There’s bugger all likely to happen in Manchester today so just ignore nonsense links with Seamus Coleman and Yannick Carrasco.

10:38: Maybe that Andrea Belotti stuff was nonsense…

10:34: Little else has been said of Chelsea’s reported pursuit of Andrea Belotti but plenty has been said and written about Schalke turning down a bid from The Blues for full-back Sead Kolasinac. Chelsea are said to be very annoyed that Schalke have seemingly u-turned.

10:32: So where is Emmanuel Adebayor? Well, he is in Turkey and he is really very orange…

10:28: So what about West Ham? Are they signing anybody? Well, not a right-back anyway…

10:25: The Liverpool Echo claim that the club may have to relent and allow Mamadou Sakho to leave the club on loan as neither Southampton nor Crystal Palace are willing to pay £20m. They would instead take him on loan and pay all his wages.

10:14: DONE DEAL

10:13: Poor Ashley Young. It looks very much like he will be staying at Manchester United for Europa League duty.

10:10: There has been much talk of Moussa Dembele or Andrea Belotti for Chelsea but Inter Milan winger Jonathan Biabany has also been strongly linked. That would be a loan.

10:08: We are expecting Andros Townsend to leave Crystal Palace for Newcastle on loan today. Where did it all go wrong? Check out our ten worst transfer deals of this Premier League season.

10:05: We have already heard that Udinese defender Molla Wague is at Leicester for a medical, but will he be joined by Gaston Ramirez? Aitor Karanka has said he is 100% sure that the Uruguayan is staying put.

10:03: The claim from Squawka is that Chelsea will bid £25m for Celtic striker Moussa Dembele. That really does not sound enough.

09:59: Two hours into our live transfer blog and Marvin Emnes has joined Blackburn on loan and Carlos de Pena has left Middlesbrough for Real Oviedo on loan. #buzzing

09:57: We keep reading that Seamus Coleman has distanced himself from Manchester United rumours. All of them? This has been a lazy link since time began.

09:52: Crystal Palace could be the biggest spenders of the transfer window. Talks are ongoing with Liverpool and Mamadou Sakho, while Olympiacos midfielder Luka Milivojevic could be incoming…

09:41: Oh here we go. Sky Italia are reporting that Chelsea director Michael Emanalo is in Italy to seal a deal for Torino striker Andrea Belotti. He has scored 13 goals in 17 Serie A games this season. And he would probably – bizarrely – be cheaper than Moussa Dembele.

09:37: The MailOnline claim that Hull are also interested in former Sunderland midfielder Yann M’Vila, now of Rubin Kazan.

09:33: Sky Sports News man Tim Thornton is a true Yorkshireman; he sounds astonished that Andrea Ranocchia has turned up at Hull’s training ground IN A TAXI. Presumably he should have got the bus.

09:27: In striker move news today, Glenn Murray will join Brighton for £3m, Scott Hogan will join Aston Villa for £13m. Though there are questions over whether Hogan will want to join another Championship club when he has been dreaming of West Ham.

09:21: Struggling to believe the Molla Wague news?

09:18: The biggest money move away from the Premier Legaue today is likely to be Odion Ighalo for about £20m. It never lets us down, does it?

09:14: The biggest money move into the Premier League today is likely to be Manolo Gabbiadini to Southampton for an initial £14m. It’s that thrilling, folks.

09:13: West Brom have already dismissed as nonsense the earlier claims that a Chinese Super League club has offered silly money for Salomon Rondon. Debunked by 09.13. Nice.

09:12: So what’s happening in the north east?

09:07: “It never lets us down, does it?” says the Sky Sports man as he relays news of a loan move to Leicester for Udinese and Mali defender Molla Wagué. It id difficult to contain ourselves.

09:05: Another likely loan is West Ham’s Reece Oxford to Reading.

09:04: Remember when Tim Krul was being linked with Arsenal? He is now having a medical with Watford. The poor bugger.

09:01: Celtic would ‘not consider’ a bid of less than £40m for Moussa Dembele. There is about a 0.05% chance of this happening.

08:57: We love Sky Sports News going around the grounds only to be told that no, nothing will be happening at Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Arsenal, Tottenham…in fact, the only money spent in this transfer window by a top-six side has been the £40,000 that the Gunners have spent on a non-league left-back.

08:39: Oooh, Sky Sports News are claiming that a Chinese Super League club have bid £57.5m for West Brom striker Salomon Rondon, who would earn £300,000 a week. Frankly, that’s all a bit mental.

08:26: So who could be busy today? Well, Hull are expected to make anywhere between one and five signings. A fee was agreed yesterday with Watford for Adlene Guedioura, while Inter Milan’s Andrea Ranocchia on loan.

08:21: One player unlikely to sign for Crystal Palace or West Ham today is Brentford’s Scott Hogan. Where is he going? Well…

08:17: Mamadou Sakho reportedly wants ‘a few hours of reflection’ before he decides to join Crystal Palace, otherwise known as ‘a few hours of hoping that somebody not in a relegation battle comes in for him’.

08: 15: DONE DEALIO: Marvin Emnes has rejoined Blackburn on loan from Swansea.

08:10: The big potential transfer that is a) never going to happen but b) will sustain us all day, is the notion that Chelsea could bid £30m for Celtic striker Moussa Dembele. All arrows point to Chelsea deciding to wait until the summer, with Celtic indicating that it would take a mammoth bid in the region of £40m to persuade them to sell.

The only transfer likely to happen today between Celtic and Chelsea involves Craig Gordon, with Asmir Begovic set for a switch to Bournemouth.

08:00: “If you’re wondering where Emmanuel Adebayor is…” were the first words I heard on Sky Sports News this morning. Well, I wasn’t. Welcome to transfer deadline day.