It’s not even the week of Christmas yet, but transfer silly season looks to have begun in earnest, with Oscar being linked with a move to the Chinese Super League. For anything up to £60m.
Now, that seems…quite silly. More silly, even, than…
Stan Collymore’s…well, Stan Collymore.
Spending £60m on Angel Di Maria
At least he was good ONCE
Arsenal’s Bayern Munich curse
Look, Arsene Wenger clearly upset a witch at some point, get over it.
Simon Mignolet: Professional footballer
Not thinking Benedict Cumberbatch is literally an alien
Paying £8m for Papy Djilobodji
Liking the film Elf
There is literally nothing good about this film. Elf ruined Zooey Deschanel, and that shouldn’t be possible.
Literally sticking your balls into a blender
Almost certainly less painful than the knowledge that your football team has paid £60m for Oscar.
People who put the toilet roll the wrong way on the holder
Which way is the wrong way? C’mon. You know.
Okay, maybe not.
People actually choosing to actively listen to J. Cole
Danny Dyer being related to pretty much all of the royal family
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